So I just visited my friend in the hospital again. I wanted to get her something, so I went to the gift shop. Everyone knows the top ten overly-expensive shops include: airports, hotels, amusement parks, and hospitals. They had handbags worth $59. Then I saw it. The most perfect gift ever. It was a white, hand-sewn voo-doo-doll. On the doll were marks such as “thyroid, saggy boobs, gas, constipation, etc…” on certain areas of the body. With it was a cute paper heart attached saying, “Stick a pin where it aches, the pain will stop when you wake.” Where the heart was was a red pin. I had to get it! There one for men and one for women. I paid for it, and the nice old lady at the cash register said it was hand-made by hospital volunteers! Heart-warming, right?! I have to take pictures and make one for myself!