vomit-inducing

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS

STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL.

DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE!

AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN.

IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.

"Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!"

WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK

CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.

AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.

I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

The homophobic outcry after Black Sails revealed his main character to be gay is the most vomit-inducing thing. I mean


are you

fucking

serious?!

But this one takes the cake, look at this beauty:

CONDEMNING THE POOR STRAIGHT WHITE MEN OH MY


I probably shouldn’t be surprised but still. This show had f/f sex and relationships from basically the very first episode on. And of course, lots of f/m sex scenes, plus f/f/m group sex because it’s Starz after all. It also contains a shitload of violence and rape (a fucking gang rape even) but the modern dudebro doesn’t care about that, it’s the main character falling in love with another man that “kills the show” for them

Don’t they just look happiest sitting on a couch next to each other?

But the camera man cuts away from them every time they’re sharing a moment.

LIKE HERE

and HERE whyyy? They’re like in their own little world every time an interview involves a couch. Even if they’re seated far apart.

Human Centipede

Is a truly fucked up movie. Like why the fuck would anyone want to watch it? Or even think of such a disturbing idea in the first place? Even if the idea wasn’t so horrid, the acting was complete shit, so I don’t see any appeal in it at all.

And it made me want to vomit.
And I’m kinda scared to go to bed and I had to turn the lights on as I went through my house.
Fucking disgusting.

Bitch Please

Did anyone notice how Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s relationship is coinciding with the release of Selena Gomez’s new album? Coincidence? I think not. In fact, if that relationship is legit and not created by their publicists then I’m Megan Fox, Mel Gibson loves Jews and pigs can fly.