victorymunitions

victorymunitions replied to your post: does anyone else hate the beach omg

why hate the beach?

it’s smelly, you get sand in p l a c e s, and one time in biology, we celebrated shark week, but the teacher got fired so it turned into shark month like literally EVERY SINGLE DAY shark attack videos. I also dissected a shark and it had little shark babies inside that were all attached to this thing that, when cut open, looked like a potato and I’m like wOW and I never liked sea food and walking on sand is 231564x less glamorious than it is on TV and i just really hate the beach and things associated with the beach GIVE ME LAND OR GIVE ME DEATH /that was more than i intended to say