Aries: Pipe the fuck down. Not everything is an invitation to fight me. We used to be friends, but your anger issues eventually drove me away.
Taurus: Absolutely amazing person. Absolutely hilarious. I didn’t know she was a Taurus until about a week ago, but we instantly clicked from the first time we met. We understand each other. Also, she actually does love food.
Gemini: We were friends for 10 years and I told him something I had kept from him for 10 years (I’m gay) and he decided to not talk to me anymore. I have encountered many Gemini and all of them have been two faced and eventually stabbed me in the back.
Cancer: She cares for other people more than she cares for herself. When I try to have a heart-to-heart conversation with her, she somehow manages to turn the conversation to how my life is going and I end up crying on her shoulder. Also, she feeds me so she get +20,000 points.
Leo: I don’t know him well enough but i know that we butt heads whenever we are together and we are both super stubborn. No.
Virgo: I know two. One has been my best friend for 3 years and I tell him everything. The other is a close friend…I guess. She is great to talk with. It seems like everyone has an instinct to open up to her and trust her with their feelings. So, she never had a chance to speak about herself and that destroys her. But if you do ask her to open up, she pretends that she is “fine” and nothing is wrong. I love her some days and others I want to strangle her.
Libra: SUPER CHILL. I go to her when I am fighting with Virgo and she just like gives me weed.
Scorpio: She is super bossy. That sometimes is bad but most of the time it is good because she has a level head and great ideas.
Sagittarius: Blunt. If she doesn’t approve of what you are doing, she will tell you no doubt. But at the same time, she is chill and fun to be with but I wouldn’t trust that bitch with anything.
Capricorn: don’t know one
Aquarius: Day one botch. (The “O” is intentional) She is so fucking weird and awkward but at the same time she is the funniest bitch. Whenever I need a pick-me-up she is there to make me lmao and teach me how and why the universe works.
Pisces: Literally 97% of the people I know are Pisces and I kinda just get tired of their repressed emotions and nonchalant-ness. I find them to be TOO laid back and TOO to themselves. THE WORLD IS NOT AGAINST YOU UGH!