I AM SO INFURIATED BY THIS. WHO AUTHORIZED THIS? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY THEY THOUGHT THAT RELEASING THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA. PERFECT HAIR? HALF SMILE? DIMPLE?? ENGLISH?? WHAT NEXT? HUH? A FULL SMILE?? WITH TEETH??? THIS IS NOT OKAY. I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS.
DENVER, CO. - JANUARY 22: Colorado Avalanche goalie Semyon Varlamov (1) stretches during the pre-skate of their first home game of the NHL season. The Colorado Avalanche hosted the Los Angeles Kings at the Pepsi Center on January, 22, 2013. (Photo By John Leyba / The Denver Post)