So in summary, Eragon the movie ignores the plot of the book, ignores any characterization or character development the book did and removes all of the awesome cultures in favour of flat female characters, ignoring how awesome dragons are, a tacky score, turning angela into a fetishized mystic who refers to herself in the thrid person and for some reason put Galbatorix in as a bald big baddie.
It also removed anything interesting about eragon, brom, saphira, murtagh, ajihad, arya, nasuada, dwarves, urgals, werecats, magic, elves and everything else in Alagaesia. and for some reason the Varden were covered in bling and gold? despite the fact that they have basically no money? Are they trying to out-fashion the Empire?
Very poorly done. 0/10. My eleven year old self was completely right to be filled with righteous anger at that movie. It is a amalgamation of every shitty fantasy trope and poor casting choices. My friend Shannon is wrong that the guy is it not hot. He is ok at best. Screw you Shannon.
Everything that made the books awesome is desperately lacking from the movie. An amazingly bad fuck up one everyone involved’s part. It does not deserve anything other than to be destroyed by the maggoty mummy-ninjas it calls ra’zac. Actually they wouldn’t be abel to destroy it it since they are so useless. It should be destroyed by book Saphira melting all existing copies of it into a pool of plastic and then should be recycled into dildos so someone can actually enjoy it.
The book was written by a sixteen year old kid but it is the movie that feels childish.