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Me and my bestfriend talking about Trophy wives

Me: Im starting to realize whats important. I need a man whos not only cute but can cook too

Christine:  but wait a minute, I thought you wanted to be a “Trophy Wife”….that means yo man has to work so you gotta learn to cook >.>

Me:  Trophy wives don’t cook lol. Im just suppose to look pretty and provide him with limitless amounts of sex to distract from the fact that i have no domestic skills

Christine:  I thought trophy wives were like Stepford Wives…

Me: That is an inaccurate portrayal of trophy wives. It fucked shit up for a lot of us…

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FINALLY! I got the video up!

After encountering some problems with editing, it is finally done!

Though, I’m sorry that I didn’t get much done for the Carmelldansen…

I PROMISE I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU ONE DAY! (OAO)

I SHALL RUN AROUND MY TOWN WEARING IT.