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This is it.  This is the pinnacle of nerdom.  This is the greatest height of nerdery that has ever been reached before.

Peter in Loki’s body on a bus downtown to the real Loki and making an excuse that he’s going to a comic convention.

Never will such levels of pure fucking nerd ever be seen again, it’s just not possible.  This is a beautiful day, I am glad I am alive to experience this, god bless.

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OH MY GOD, THIS FUCKING NERD.  I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

It’s hilarious because, yeah, egotistical and a monument to his own face, but it struck me as how that’s 100% an Asgardian thing to do.  Everything I have ever learned about Asgardian architecture and design, from studying all the different sources as best I can, is two things:

They love giant ugly statues and E V E R Y T H I N G is made out of gold.

The only thing Loki is missing here is a water feature and I would not be surprised if he put a goddamned fountain in the middle of that big ugly statue of himself.  SERIOUSLY, I LOVE IT, IT’S SUCH AN ASGARDIAN THING TO DO, YOU CAN TAKE THE LITTLE SHIT OUT OF ASGARD, BUT YOU CAN’T TAKE THE ASGARD OUT OF THE LITTLE SHIT.

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This is the greatest thing I will see all day, Peter trying to fly Loki’s body over to the real Loki, crashing onto the pavement, muttering, well, shit, he thought Loki could fly????, and then having to find a different way there.

Bless this show for being a joy in my life.

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I get the strong sense that this is how Loki measures all things.

"Is this armor as might as Thor?  Is this city good enough for Thor to love, so I can take it over?  Is this lavish villa I’m living in expensive enough for Thor to notice me in it?  Is this bed strong enough to support Thor’s weight, before I deign to sleep on it?  Is this food fit for the mighty Thor, as I shall not eat anything less!"

Loki’s standards for how good anything is always seem to come down to IS IT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THOR?  BECAUSE I ONLY WANT THINGS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THOR.  UH.  BECAUSE I WANT TO DESTROY HIM.  NOT BECAUSE I THINK ABOUT HIM ALL THE TIME.  NO, I DEFINITELY DO NOT THINK ABOUT THOR AND HOW AMAZING HE IS AND HOW GOOD AND NOBLE AND AMAZING HE IS, I DEFINITELY DO NOT ENJOY WATCHING HIM FIGHT OR LAUGH AT A BIT OF MISCHIEF.

I JUST NEED THINGS TO BE AS GOOD AS THOR.  FOR REASONS.