Lion trainer Oleksiy Pinko puts his head into a lion’s mouth during a performance at the National Circus in Kiev, Ukraine, on June 1. The famous artist, who has trained seven lions, knows he is taking risks. One of his daring tricks almost turned deadly when a lion attacked him during a performance in 2010, Ukrainian media reported. The circus was evacuated & Pinko rushed to a hospital with serious injuries. Pinko later said he believed the lion was jealous of the trainer’s interactions with another animal.

GUYS OKAY BUT I JUST HAD A REALLY SAD THOUGHT

WHAT DOES IVAN DO FOR HIS BIRTHDAY PARTIES???

WHAT HAPPENS AT HIS BIRTHDAY PARTIES???

BECAUSE OKAY

Ivan sends invites out to the other nations,
-America doesn’t come because he sends it to the White House and they have a thing against him.
- The Baltics don’t come because they’re afraid of him
- Poland doesn’t show because he doesn’t like
- Urkraine and Belarus send presents but they don’t come for personal reasons.
- Everyone else doesn’t come because they’re afraid of Russia/it’s Christmas.

SO THEN IVAN IS SITTING THERE, IN A LITTLE PARTY HAT, WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COME, AND THE ROOM IS DECROATED WITH STREAMERS AND STUFF LIKE “HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUSSIA”
WHICH HE PUTS UP ALL BY HIMSELF.

THEN NO ONE COMES
AND HE JUST TAKES OFF HIS LITTLE PARTY HAT, TAKES DOWN ALL HIS DECORATIONS, AND GOES HOME, THINKING,
“Maybe someone will come next year…”

AND HE DOES THE EXACT SAME THING NEXT YEAR.

(well I’m going to hell for this one goodnight Ya’ll.)

while you’re freaking out over jennifer laurence’s nipples, russia invaded urkraine, ISIS is invading Syria, taking over Iraq and beheading captives, and ferguson is still under martial law 

памятник Проня Прокоповна и Свирид Голохвастов
Проня: Ваша папироса шкварчит.
Голохвостый: Это в груди моей-с!
Проня: Чего?
Голохвостый: От любви!
Проня: Ах, что вы!
Голохвостый: То есть тут в нутре у меня такая стремительность до вас, Проня Прокоповна, что хоч крозь огонь готов пройти!
Михаил Петрович Старицкий, «За двумя зайцами» (Действие второе, Явление 15) #kiev #urkrain #travel P.s. Потерла и жука и перстень,в ожидании чуда))

GUYS OKAY BUT I JUST HAD A REALLY SAD THOUGHT

WHAT DOES IVAN DO FOR HIS BIRTHDAY PARTIES???

WHAT HAPPENS AT HIS BIRTHDAY PARTIES???

BECAUSE OKAY

Ivan sends invites out to the other nations,
-America doesn’t come because he sends it to the White House and they have a thing against him.
- The Baltics don’t come because they’re afraid of him
- Poland doesn’t show because he doesn’t like
- Urkraine and Belarus send presents but they don’t come for personal reasons.
- Everyone else doesn’t come because they’re afraid of Russia/it’s Christmas.


SO THEN IVAN IS SITTING THERE, IN A LITTLE PARTY HAT, WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COME, AND THE ROOM IS DECROATED WITH STREAMERS AND STUFF LIKE “HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUSSIA”
WHICH HE PUTS UP ALL BY HIMSELF.

THEN NO ONE COMES
AND HE JUST TAKES OFF HIS LITTLE PARTY HAT, TAKES DOWN ALL HIS DECORATIONS, AND GOES HOME, THINKING,
maybe someone will come next year…

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