WHAT DOES IVAN DO FOR HIS BIRTHDAY PARTIES???
WHAT HAPPENS AT HIS BIRTHDAY PARTIES???
Ivan sends invites out to the other nations,
-America doesn’t come because he sends it to the White House and they have a thing against him.
- The Baltics don’t come because they’re afraid of him
- Poland doesn’t show because he doesn’t like
- Urkraine and Belarus send presents but they don’t come for personal reasons.
- Everyone else doesn’t come because they’re afraid of Russia/it’s Christmas.
SO THEN IVAN IS SITTING THERE, IN A LITTLE PARTY HAT, WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COME, AND THE ROOM IS DECROATED WITH STREAMERS AND STUFF LIKE “HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUSSIA”
WHICH HE PUTS UP ALL BY HIMSELF.
THEN NO ONE COMES
AND HE JUST TAKES OFF HIS LITTLE PARTY HAT, TAKES DOWN ALL HIS DECORATIONS, AND GOES HOME, THINKING,
“Maybe someone will come next year…”
AND HE DOES THE EXACT SAME THING NEXT YEAR.
(well I’m going to hell for this one goodnight Ya’ll.)