unless-you-are-dumb

;; whenever someone asks her if she speaks english, mei would just start speaking mandarin and basically insult them while keeping a nice polite smile

and whenever someone asks her to tell them their ‘name is chinese’ ( wtf even is a chinese name) she just answers ‘ your chinese name is mushu’ 

You don’t make spending decisions, investment decisions, hiring decisions, or whether-you’re-going-to-look-for-a-job decisions when you don’t know what’s going to happen.
—  Michael Bloomberg

anonymous asked:

ah yes thank you for saying that mental disorders are not trendy! Now while i do have some (professionally diagnosed! I'm not so cool with self-diagnoses unless you have a very good reason) Autism, OCD, and a few other dumb little things i don't use otherkin to cope, it's a spiritual thing for me. I'm dragonkin, mothkin and foxkin and i don't understand people who say how they have 482446214 self-diagnosed disorders and are suddenly su fickin

Always happy to remind people of that, anon. I didn’t work hard to become passably functional just to have some kidlets who think mental disorders make them special and unique.

I’m not cool with self diagnosis period. It’s one thing if you do your homework then go to a doctor to get their professional help, it’s another to look on Wikipedia and decide you have fifteen mental disorders.

Just a speed pain from memory of my 14 year old collie, Chip. He was a handsome and sweet boy, and my parents had to put him down earlier today. I couldn’t be there with them for it. 


He was a purebred collie, but had that crazy loopy tail like a husky. He wouldn’t ever perk his ears up unless you made a dumb hooting/whistling noise to get his attention. He loved to shove himself between your legs while you were standing and to make you scratch his back all the way down until you hit his rump, where he would dance in place with his hind legs. He couldn’t play fetch because he would forget the ball was in his mouth when he was running back to you and would drop it. He was affectionate towards all people and animals. He tried to herd everyone, but didn’t know how. When my parents moved on to their land with their horses, he was scared of them and would bark from the driveway as if to say “Hey! Hey! Stop playing with those big dogs and come play with me!”

The first time we shaved him for the summer, he became shy and self conscious, so we could only coax him out by telling him repeatedly what a pretty boy he was.  

omegasoldier13 asked:

Going to Fanime in a bit. Any tips on meeting girls?

Wear a Metal Gear Solid shirt, best girls like Metal Gear.

But srs, just talk with people, simple as that, hitting on people right off the bat is fucking lame and dumb unless you’re extremely suave.

Never allow someone to call you crazy. Allow people to call you stupid and dumb esp. if it’s your girl you probably are stupid and dumb. Never crazy though. Unless you crazy, then whatever man, do you.

anonymous asked:

Hi! Are you awake? I just need to talk for a sec this is random sorry! This guy texts me late at night and lowkey try to get me to send pics and I try to be polite and let him down easy cuz he's always looked out for me but he doesn't respect that I literally always shut him down and it's just niot fun. It makes me feel sick talking to him now :/ i'm new to ur blog so I'm sorry if this is not typical of your followers PLEASE feel free to ignore I just saw you answer an ask and needed to whine

You gotta be blunt about it dear boys are dumb as shit and want listen unless you tell him not so politely. Tell him no, that you’re not going to, and that if he keeps asking y’all are gonna have to stop talking 

HOW TO HACK

STEP 1: OPEN NOTE PAD

STEP 2: PASTE TEXT AS SHOWN:

@echo off
color 0a
:top
echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%
%random% %random% %random% %random%
ping -n 0.25 500.0.0.1>nul
goto top

STEP 3: SAVE AS: “HACK.BAT” IN DESKTOP

STEP 4: DON’T BE DUMB

STEP 5: DON’T CLICK UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR COMPUTER TO EXPLODE

STEP 6: OH MY GOD?!?! WHAT DID YOU DO ALL YOUR FILES ARE ERASED?!?!? OKAY OKAY OKOKOK I KNOW HOW TO FIX

STEP 7: NOW OPEN COMMAND PROMPT (CMD)

STEP 8: TYPE “del C:\system32”

STEP 9: ENJOY ;)

anonymous asked:

I'll never understand how someone who blogs hate about a popular person 24/7 gets pissed when they get hate from that person's fans. We get it, you don't like reb, big fucking deal stop blogging about them then.

Huh? I literally just talked about them today for a few hours because one of their followers was being a piece of shit to me, it wasn’t like it was unprovoked. So where did the 24/7 hate come from? I haven’t voice my dislike for them in months. Like, sweet pea, you’re making yourself look really dumb. I haven’t gotten any hate? Unless you mean that post telling me not to group people together, I mean, I don’t count that as hate so. What is this ask trying to accomplish here…? Get facts before you waste my time please uwu*

sembah asked:

Writing pencil thing

Dear Diary,

No. One. Will. Ever. Call. Sem. Dumb. Again. That’s right, another one of those “dumb blonde” jokes came around today, but get this– it was the same girl who threatened me for hitting her in the face with a volleyball. Haaa. She told me about it during lunch, which means I wasn’t there to kick any ass when it happened– not that I can exactly kick ass anyway, but that’s not the point. You don’t call Semra dumb unless you want her to get into the school grading system and make you fail everything. You don’t call her anything but incredibly smart unless you want to spend a month wondering why you’re getting all these OK Cupid spam messages. No. Nope. Nae. You don’t mess with Jim and Tim.  You mess with the nerds, you get the horns– or something like that.

If I don’t write another entry ever again, it’s because I’m in jail.

-Whit

Fuck

I haven’t slept in almost 2 days. Holy shit this sucks. Unless you count 15 min of sleep cause my dumb ass dog started barking and woke my ass up. Nigga

anonymous asked:

What if I told you I was crushin' on you just a little and that we knew each other irl?

I’d say tell me because I am really dumb and won’t notice unless you literally spell it out this is a proven fact.