*this is just for fun so don’t take it too seriously. I realize that most of you are probably not murderers*
Aries: Non-meditated murder. They would initiate some sort of a fight not meaning to KILL, but accidents can happen when fury gets the best of you. 80% chance of being caught. They would avoid the questions during interrogations and just insult the detectives, but the evidence against them would be pretty obvious.
Taurus: Serial killer. Prefer strangulation; maybe with their bare hands if it’s personal. They would plan ahead, being very patient. Mainly learning their victims routine to ensure they aren’t seen by anyone else during the act. If they are caught, they will never, I repeat, N-E-V-E-R confess. They can literally sit there for days without giving up.
Gemini: Weapon of choice is a gun. They would kill people they didn’t like even if they had done the smallest thing like cut them off on the highway. living by the “Don’t piss me off or I will actually kill you when no one’s looking.” rule. Very smart psychopath. They can and will literally talk their way out of everything. Even if the cops don’t believe them, they’ve got a few tricks up their sleeves.
Cancer: Serial killer. Stalks their prey months in advance; learns their routines. Grows an attachment to the person/people. Madly obsessed with their target whether it be in a romantic way or simply craving a friendship. Originally had a great plan, but when it get down to the dirty work it’s a little sloppy. 70% of being caught.
Leo: Serial killer. Lures their victims in with their charm. Very bold; they kill in public spots. 50/50 chance of being caught. They would think wisely and hire a boss ass lawyer, but since they were so bold and outright with their murders, they would still be convicted. But its all cool, prison is a pretty fun time for them. They rule that fucking place.
Virgo: Crime of passion. (one time killer) It was in the moment and they didn’t exactly plan on it happening, but they sure don’t regret it. Meticulously covering their tracks every way possible. No one ever so much as suspects them.
Libra: Serial killer. Would think of a great ploy to get their victims lured into their trap. Easily gets out of trouble if they were suspected. Airtight alibi planned beforehand.
Scorpio: Sadist. They’re quite torturous. They enjoy watching their victims suffer. Scariest kind of killer out there. 30% of being caught. But even then, good luck finding them.
Sagittarius: Kidnaps random people in public for the thrill of it and then takes them to an isolated second location. Might experiment with methods of killing. Very bold, very risky, very dangerous. Would hightail it out of the country if they felt like someone was catching on.
Capricorn: Most likely a normal person who just snapped one day. Serious regret at first, but has a mental breakdown and keeps at it. More of a revenge killer. Would most likely turn themselves in after some self realizations. Most likely would be scared of the person they’ve become.
Aquarius: Would be the leader of some weird murder cult. They could easily talk people into joining. Their murders would be more like rituals with victims they’ve labeled as bad people. Very powerful.
Pisces: Insanity. They would develop some weird MO like putting clown makeup on their victims or drawing butterflies on their neck. Their murders are by far the most absurd. Crazy shit. 90% chance of being caught (they’re not really worried about being caught. They are in their own hallucination of a world), but serve no jail time; they instead are sent to a mental facility.