funny joke answers from customers after i ask 'is there anything else you'd like?'

- a holiday!
- a whiskey/a gin/a stiff drink!
- Nicole Kidman’s phone number!
- a cup of tea!
- some spare time!
- Virtue! a fig! ‘tis in ourselves that we are thus or thus. Our bodies are our gardens, to the which our wills are gardeners: so that if we will plant nettles, or sow lettuce, set hyssop and weed up thyme, supply it with one gender of herbs, or distract it with many, either to have it sterile with idleness, or manured with industry, why, the power and corrigible authority of this lies in our wills. If the balance of our lives had not one scale of reason to poise another of sensuality, the blood and baseness of our natures would conduct us to most preposterous conclusions: but we have reason to cool our raging motions, our carnal stings, our unbitted lusts, whereof I take this that you call love to be a sect or scion.

skorpionne said:

Rowan/Matt, zombie apocalypse!

"Dammit, did they bite you!?” Matt demanded, shaking, nervous fingers practically ripping Rowan’s arm from its socket. Rowan chuckled as the hacker pulled his sleeve from his arm to inspect his skin.

"Relax, hackrat, I’m alive and unbit; if you start crying over me I am leaving," he said but put a hand on the back of Matt’s neck in hopes that the contact would reassure him.