"Hello and welcome to Holy Nightm—…" He stared at the other person in the screen for a long time, then just sighed and shook his head. "Why do I even bother…?"

Another alternate?
…No, somehow…he didn’t think so. Something was just…off about this one.

"…er…" Regardless, time to start over? "…Hi, um…"

…Way to stumble over your own words, Servi.

"Sorry about that, guess I got hopeful that I’d actually get a new customer…for once…"

 ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ʀᴇᴀᴘᴇʀ﹐ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ғᴇᴇʟ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʜᴏsᴛ.

           I am not living, I am not dead. 

       I am the foreground; the ether between the two radical worlds ( the dead, the living ); the lukewarm bathwater you tolerate because you’re afraid of the cold that will greet you when you step out of the tub. I am not unlike the worn edge of pencil lead— no longer pointed and precise, but not yet beyond use; my lines are thick and blunt . Every sensation is dull.

                  How the fuck do you expect me to
                  stop and smell the roses when they
                  no longer produce a scent?

F e l i x  H u a n g  |  g n a u H  x i l e F
              Reaper no. 95092—
              Suicide specialist. 

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anonymous asked:

We've found you out. You're exploiting this retcon so that you can feast on the tears of everyone else so that you can maintain your immortality. You're like some kind of Destiel Vampire. Why are you do this, Lizzy? I THOUGHT YOU WERE OUR BEST FRIEND. YOU SEEMED SO NICE AND SWEET AND THEN YOU TURN AROUND AND SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF US TO FURTHER YOUR MALICIOUS ENDEAVORS! Lizzy, we trusted you. ;_;

I think I just found the next meta episode.

Destiel vampire.

I can only be slain by canon Destiel because it would actually make my heart explode.

Dean and Cas have got to kiss, for the sake of all the shippers I’m harvesting.

there are only 3 reasons why i watched/read ACWNR.

2. Isabel and Farlan are so cute??? like??? they are so important to me
3. The animation

i literally do not fucking care about it besides those reasons lmao bye

anonymous asked:

There's no way in hell you're from Australia! Australia is a place of terrible-ness. Everyone who goes to Australia dies.

We’re part of the “undead” demographic on Tumblr