uggzm1nt asked:

what's the best thing that happened to you?

meeting a guy when i was high at 1.30am with my friends who thought his wife was a spy/assasin and was trying to mess with his mind, moving things around his flat because he knows stuff know ole else does, then he started going on about how the planets make the star of david and stuff like that and all this maths and pie and then as we left he started running down the hill shouting “they’re comming to get me" 

sorry for the essay but i had to share it with someone because its the best and funniest thing thats ever happend

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