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Captain America Stars Discuss Why The Ladies Should See The Film

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For none now live who remember it.

It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who, above all else, desire power. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others. And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all.

Jordan vs Dan
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Dan: YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Seamus: Remember the strategy

Dan: FUCK YOU JORDAN I HATE YOU

Seamus: Oh Dan! Oh Dan!

Dan: I HATE YOU JORDAN I HATE YOU SO MUCH

-Jordan presses the guide button-

Dan: QUIT DOING THAT ASSHOLE

Jordan: IT SCREWS ME OVER DAN AND SCREWS YOU OVER

-Jordan rages-

Jordan: THIS IS THE STUPIDEST GAME

Dan: YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU MOTHERFUCKER

James: He’s cheating right now, he’s cheating as much as he can

Both Jordan and Dan battle it out at court (x)

I'm here to set things right. Also? To look dashing. That part's less difficult.

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Tris: "You’re not very nice," she says, grinning.
Tobias: "You’re one to talk."
Tris: "Hey, I could be nice if I tried."
Tobias: "Hmm." He taps his chin. ”Say something nice, then.”
Tris: “You’re very good-looking.”
Tobias: He smiles, his teeth a flash in this dark. "I like this ‘nice’ thing."

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Hemp House clothing company offers free weed in Denver area

(Cannabist) New Denver clothing company Hemp House has come up with an intriguing promotion, offering free eighths of weed to qualifying customers and spreading the word online. It’s a savvy marketing ploy for a company that won’t launch until December 2014. (On their website you have to enter your email address to learn more about how the promotion works, and it wasn’t disclosed what the minimum purchase amount will be to qualify for the free gift.)

So, are you a qualifying customer? If you live in the Denver metro area, that’s a start.

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