the signs as iconic tweets: second edition

aries: “@50cent: I can’t believe my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I’m rich fuck this I’m going home I don’t need this shit”

taurus: “@Oprah: no i’m not wearing a weave”

gemini: “@Truman_Black: i just drank a cup of tea and i thought it was horrible but turns out it was coffee and it was actually pretty nice” 

cancer: “@LanaDelRey: Um, I like it tha best when ur nice to me.”

leo: “@fucktyler: Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be The Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck.”

virgo: “@macklemore:  I’m so happy right now.  No homo…I love new york!  Pause.  I’m so not gay!  Fuck yea.  And I’m so secure in that!”

libra: “@officialjaden: That’s Art Ladies And Gentlemen.”

scorpio: “@Michael5SOS: here’s a cup of calm the fuck down”

sagittarius: “@NICKIMINAJ: Can u pls get off my penis?”

capricorn: “@DinahJane97: @luisofsantos_ no but she really wants Camila Bah Felicia lol”

aquarius: “@khloekardashian: Awww! You think all my posts are directed at you. That’s cute but you can relax. You aren’t the only stupid bitch I know!”

pisces: “@Rihanna@CELEBUZZ your pussy is way too dry to be riding my dick like this”