Outfit ideas for the OC Party
  • Short shorts, bikini top, vodka
  • Polo shirt, center part, bad attitude
  • Disheveled tuxedo
  • black eye, other minor, strategically placed facial lacerations. 
  • Wife-beater, scowl
  • Pensive look, Death Cab for Cutie T-shirt that is too small

The Dunkin Donuts internet near my work thinks TV Hangover is a “known pornography website” which I guess it could be if you get off on TV.

THE BARBIE CHANNEL FUN FACTS HOUR

Channel 99-00 is the Barbie Channel at my house.

At 12:23am on a Saturday night, it got turned on.  They are currently running a blooper reel of “outtakes” and “behind the scenes” footage… Y’know - “candid” stuff.  Things that were recorded after the take, or weren’t supposed to be caught on tape… But… The thing is — This whole fucking thing - IT’S CGI!!!

SO… Someone got paid to write “out takes” and “cut scenes” and “mistakes” and then it was ANIMATED by graphic artists… and… voiced-over and produced and then AIRED ON TV. 

THIS IS THE ANTITHESIS OF “CANDID!”  IT’S TOTALLY A SET OF “HOAX OUT TAKES!”

On a related note, it’s completely normal that I watch THE BARBIE CHANNEL on Saturday nights.

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My favorite moment so far. So sorry you’re life is not taking you here tonight

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