You wanna talk about texting and driving. Lets talk about the nigga in the tow truck driving while typing on the computer located far the fuck out of his reach. Lawd help us.

A boy is coming over and I still have on last nights make-up and I dropped a piece of pizza on my shirt and there is kittens on my underpants.

Fuck me, eh.

Can I just get nakie and pretend like this is some sort of stoned/tired/dishevelled sexy look? Cause idk I think that’s what’s going to happen here.

Tumblr won this round.

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