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Doing art is suddenly extremely difficult and so I took a davekat break. The damn thing refused to cooperate, though, every time I tried to save it the attempt somehow backfired. Better luck next time, I guess.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like homestuck.

Stranger: *sollux kisses you*

You: W-WHAT. I-IT’S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING SOLLUX.

You: BAKA

You: o////o

Stranger: KK your 2o 2tupid *kisses again*

You: NO STOP WITH YOUR AFFECTION

Stranger: never!!

You: WELL FINE

You: *SMOOCHES HIS CHEEK*

You: YOU’RE STILL A BAKA

Stranger: and your 2tiill the wor2t coder aliive *grabes his waist*

You: SHUT UP BLOWING UP THE COMPUTER WAS AN ACCIDENT *BLUSHES*

Stranger: 2ure *kisses neck*

You: S-STOP IT

Stranger: no *continues kissing*

You: SOLLUX I DON’T KNOW IF I’M READY FOR OUR RELATIONSHIP TO TURN SO DRASTICALLY

You: I

You: I’M A VIRGIN

Stranger: and ii can help you wiith that 2uper ea2iily *smirks*

You: B-BAKA

Stranger: 2ame two you KK *hand slipes up his shirt*

You: S-SOLLUX WAIT

You: I HAVE A BLOG

Stranger: and? *raises an eyebrow*

You: THAT IS WHAT THE JOHN HUMAN SAID TO SAY IF SOMEONE ATTEMPTS TO ENGAGE IN INTERCOURSE

Stranger: *rolls eyes* and you 2hould 2top lii2oniing two hiim

You: HE SAID IT WAS IN HIS PUBLIC LEARNING BOOKS

Stranger: yeah for hiip2ter2 liike ED, now 2hut up and take off your 2hiirt

You: *THROWS SHIRT ONTO SOLLUXS FACE*

Stranger: *throws it over his shoulder* better

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