Who needs a relationship when you have a instrument

Accurate Descriptions of Instruments
  • Piccolos:no.
  • Flutes:what you are y'all like some of y'all are really weird and some of you guys are walking goddesses
  • Oboes:duck sounds, and tuning issues. also chill out ur not oboe god
  • Saxophones:You guys are really full of yourselves or emo.
  • Tenor saxophones:Weird. Wierdos.
  • Bari Saxophones:Even weirder than the tenors believe it or not
  • Bassoons:Either lil shits or angels blessed from the high heavens no in between
  • Bass Clarinets:Emo nerds. That's it.
  • Trumpets:The big ego thing is not a lie, you either know it or you are in denial.
  • French Horns:toot toot. hon hon hon baguette.
  • Trombones:A giant cult. Laughs at fart jokes, god complex.
  • Euphoniums:Y'all are fucking weird as hell.
  • Tubas:big toot
  • Percussion:sex jokes and rim shots

Brandon Ridenour is a virtuoso trumpet player who also composes, arranges, and teaches. He is a graduate of the Juilliard School and The Academy, a two-year fellowship program created by Carnegie Hall, Juilliard, and the Weill Music Institute. In 2006, at the age of 20, he joined the Canadian Brass which he performed with for 7 years.

This year he has recorded a full album of arrangements and pieces for trumpet and piano. The album features music of Paganini, Brahms, Schumann, Debussy, Ravel, Bartok, and more. 

Here he is performing his own arrangement of Debussy’s Girl with the Flaxen Hair with pianist Rachel Kudo in Oktaven Audio in Yonkers, NY.

Check out the rest of videos on his YouTube Channel, his website, and his CD.