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Where the pfargtl do I even begIN

There’s got to be another route to the front of the house. I’ll just have to figure it out as I go along, I guess. 

Now where’s a good place to–

hmm?!

Ahha! Mystery solved.

………

…alright, Cipher. 

You’re not fooling anyone. Did you hide the front door?

Geez.

You know, man–

–there are easier ways

–to get my attention.

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…Capiche?

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And So It Goes- 
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truffstuff

Assuming you have a Wacom Tablet:

First, disconnect your tablet. Make sure SAI is closed.

Then, search for “Wacom Preference File Utility” on your computer.

Click on it.

A window like the one below should pop up:

In the “All User Preferences” section, click on “Remove”.

Wait for like 10 seconds (it depends, really).

Then reconnect your tablet and open up SAI.

Thank you for the suggestion!

I tried it twice, but it’s still giving me the same issue.

I think it might be SAI that’s causing the problem rather than the tablet, because I’m not having any issues with other programs.

So where am I? What glorious dimension have I cut into? Is this the wood between the worlds? Have I begun a tremendous journey to places unimaginable, unseen by the eyes of neither tree nor man? 

Ow–wha–is this glass? Is that a microphone???

Alright, that’s it. Sweet cinnamon Michael of Troy, WHERE AM I? 

….

*DRAMATIC ZOOM OUT*

….

…I’m….I’m in my house.

In front of a projector screen.

…That I set up. 

I uh…I forgot about that, too. 

there is a person 

making a noise

“human”

“human hybrid”

“human”

“human" 

"HUMAN”

Stop sniveling you cantankerous worm


Let me make

one thing

perfectly 

clear.

I. 

am not.

a human. 

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Oh well of course all trees have faces–it’s just the style to wear our tufts in front rather than brushed back.

It’s what’s socially acceptable. Mine will grow back sooner or later. 

Okay, anon, let’s get you inside. 

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Well well well. What a notion. What an absolute scream. What a prodigiously WONDERFUL idea. Aha. Ahahahaa AHAHHHAHAHHA–

Ahh, but who would ever buy such a thing, bro? Think business. 

And I ain’t gonna just chop down anyone I meet. ‘Tain't polite. 

Alright, well, while we wait for the very bamboozled man on the phone to deliver what’s rightfully mine, I suppose I’ll be gracious and answer some of the public's burning questions. 

Oh, can you now. (That wasn’t a question)

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BAHAHHHAHHAHAA–

…What’s a service provider.

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No, really I–what is it. I mean, I don’t…

I just get whatever stuff my neighbor gets. 

wOW–amAZING–your deductive skills are inCREDIBLE!! I’M STILL A TREE. 

You had all that power, all the ability to wreak havoc on my existence and you just…wow. What sorcery.

I’m flabbergasted–I’m really curious–do you change species every time you get a haircut? (…or…run into a chainsaw?) 

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Fine–you know what–if my face bothers you tHAT much–I’ll just–

–there. Magical. Simply magical.