trollmum

  • (╯°▽°)╯︵ ┻━┻ saggy anus says:
  • *ah wow yes of course as soon as i write my post somoene else comes along and writes the same one, but better
  • (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ says:
  • *Maybe This Baby Koala Needs A Rufio Of His Own When It Comes To His Posting Abilities
  • (╯°▽°)╯︵ ┻━┻ saggy anus says:
  • *can kanaya just be my troll mum flops on her lap
  • (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ says:
  • *I Will Stroke Your hair and Give Your Comforting Suggestions On How To Make Yourself Feel Better As Much As You Need
  • (╯°▽°)╯︵ ┻━┻ saggy anus says:
  • *thank you u_u
  • (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ says:
  • *This Is The Point Where I Commence Petting Your Hair And Perhaps Making The Ridiculous Noises Humans Make To Their Fleshy Grubs That Sound Completely Unappealing But Seem To Be Customary When Faces With Pink Pudgey Grubs Or Things Humans Deem To Be Kawaii
  • *Though I Am Not Enitely Sure What Constritutes Kawaii
  • (╯°▽°)╯︵ ┻━┻ saggy anus says:
  • *what a good trollmum
  • (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ says:
  • *Let Me Attempt Your Human Kawaii Babbling
  • *Whos A Cute Widdle Kawaii Koawa Baby
  • *The Cute Widdle Baby Is You
MOTHER.
  • Señor Wendig:I have now sent you all the oxygen from the planet Earth. Seems to be a good investment,x
  • You:I think that makes up for not sending me the Moon. Thanks. <3
  • Señor Wendig:That's ok Kerry's son. X
This is why I don't talk to my mother about money
  • Me:"The place I looked at was $350 per week and rubbish."
  • Mum:"If you're that set on moving, you should look at buying a place."
  • Me:"I'm not that set on it."
  • Mum:"Yes, but if rents are that high, it might be cheaper to buy and pay off the loan. The loan repayments might end up being cheaper than rent."
  • Me:"Really?"
  • Mum:"Yeah, we pay $1200 a month for ours, which is about what you pay in rent."
  • Me:"Hmm..maybe. Too much debt though. Have to clear that first."
  • Mum:"Well, look, you know I'm happy to pay off the rest of your debt, but you have to PROMISE that you'll pay me back, unlike last time."
  • Me:"What do you mean 'unlike last time'?"
  • Mum:"I had to pay off all the debt you had..."
  • Me:"No you didn't, I asked you NOT too and you did it anyway!"
  • Mum:"Yes because you were always whinging about not having any money!"
  • Me:"So rather than be in debt to VISA I should be in debt to you??"
  • Mum:"Stop shouting."
  • Me:"Let's...talk about something else."