“Dear Trixxie–

I’m afraid that, due to Eye Protocol 55B, I was forced to incinerate the culinary dessert product you deemed to send me. There is no being too cautious when you are an agent of the Arcane Eye.

As for your accusations of my acting out certain scenes of… unmentionable novels… I think you are rather confused. Doing so would be highly indecorous and unsuitable for someone of my rank.

Perhaps you are confusing me with one of my less esteemed colleagues…?”

-Agent Inka

Aha! I had some ramblings with the wonderful Lady Midna the other day and might’ve sneaked quite possibly one of my favourite photographs thus far! Quite astounding how well this one came out, if I may say so myself.

P.S: In other news, I do apologize for the lack of content coming out from my end due to university commitements, i’m trying my best to find instances where I can get something out, and hopefully i’ll have quite a few in the coming week or so with some time off! Take care, have fun, and ta-ta!

P.P.S: Remember, you can always send me mail or a whisper if you wish to converse! It’s always fun to talk to new people! Jus’ up and message Trixxie Virtuoso!

Xam: “Do…Do I really have to?”

Trixxie: “Yes, and if you don’t, I shall make it my duty to pull back those cheeks an-”

Xam: “Wait…What cheeks?”


I had a lovely time in fighting off one of Kudu’s failed experiments in the Crucible of Eternity, yes! It was most enjoyable! I was invited into said endeavor alongside the lovely Xam, Handsome Keteus, the mysterious Abra, and uh……Short one known as Mira!

Our mission was a complete success, and may I say, very fun! I hope we shall have more soon, stay safe and have fun! Ta-ta!

Dear Journal; Entry 2; Today was uh..Well to put in a way the bandits would, it was @“~*ing mind numbing. I had a lazy, slow day for the majority of which I was seated in or around the Ossan Quarter Bar, scouting out whether or not an individual was wealthier than I in order to make a move in acquiring their hand in a matrimonial bon-…I should probably stop, overall though, it was a fairly nice day, plenty of time to relax. I am slowly working towards my Meteorlogicus in the mean time, currently 623 gold short of finishing it, here’s ta’ hoping for a birthday miracle (11 days and counting). 

I wish you all a good night and hope you have a pleasant dream whilst you lay comatose in your sleeping sacks…Murr. Farewell!