The Making Of “Pitch Perfect”

Instead of being miserable that I had to work when I was sick, I spent the whole shift making puns.

Me: Why do I make all of my best jokes when I’m ill?

Coworker: I don’t know, why?

Me: It makes them even sicker~

Coworker: …

Me: Which Disney Princess is the funniest?

Coworker: …Who?

Me: RaPUNzel!

Coworker: *slow deep sigh of frustration*

Me: What do you call a mischevous composer? A TREBELmaker! Get it?

Coworker: Get out.