Conversations with my trainer
  • Trainer:I want you to walk the course by yourself
  • Me:what
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  • Me:what time is the lesson
  • Trainer:The lesson is going to be at 10:00
  • Me:wait tell me the lesson time again
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  • Trainer:I want the stalls completely set up when it's time to unload.
  • Me:yes okay got it
  • (Unloading time comes)
  • Trainer:WHY THE FUCK ARE THE STALLS NOT READY
  • Me:i am not worthy
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  • Trainer:braid up after we school
  • Me:okay
  • Me:where's the yarn
  • Me:I'm out of bands
  • Me:wait gotta pull some mane over here
  • Me:I can't do the forelock
  • Me:my spacing is fucked up
  • Me:how do you braid again
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  • Me:*is dying of thirst in 90 degree weather but can't take a break because trainer is yelling at me*
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  • Me:it's so cold i can't feel my toes
  • Trainer:great lets do half pass and canter serpentines
  • Me:what no
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  • Me:*gets nervous when ordering Starbucks for trainer because of the fear of messing it up*
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  • Me:*does something*
  • Me:trainer would not approve of my actions
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