train-choo-choo-motherfucker

chyrstis said: ;_;

You know I really want an AU where everything is completely fine and they live happily ever after because they’re killing me here I’m writing another thing and it was supposed to be cute to remedy it but now it’s sad I can’t even avoid it

melissaknowsthings said: YES GOOD

i just love them and their complicated relationship SO MUCH 

i love how people are hopping onto the tom hardy train. i don’t even care if y’all just started liking him because of Mad Max, just getting on the fucking train with us guys. choo choo motherfuckers
Yo i’m a train with a face and i’m coming your way, choo choo motherfucker it’s your motherfucking birthday
—  Thomas the train

I’ve had such a great weekend with Owen (@weirdskinnygay). We’ve been gallavanting around London, listening to Doctor Who music life, eating lots, seeing friends, buying artwork from a passionate frenchman and genuinely having a good time. 

Some repeated quotes from the weekend:

  • Choo Choo Motherfucker
  • I’m a train with a face
  • Petit déjeuner
  • Fucking bethany
  • YAAAAAAAAS
choo choo motherfucker
—  me on the train to hell

anonymous asked:

U still taking voice requests? If you are, say "yo I'm a train with a face and I'm coming your way. Choo choo motherfucker its your motherfucking birthday"

Sorry nope

so today my history teacher made us digitally take notes which is the worst so I thought Id share mine, I absolutely hated it and did not take it seriously


History Notes

stupid shit about breadbaskets

teacherman wtf

something about railroads

idfc I hate typing notes

LOTSA STUPID RAILROADS

Europeans are here, come on didnt the revolution make you hate us

White power kicks Native americans out for land

“these white men are dangerous”

FOUR BIG WHITE OLD MEN CONTROL TRAINS
CHOO CHOO
FUCKING TRAINS APPEAR NONETHELESS

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER

OMG I LOOOOOVE TRAINS
MORE SHIT ABOUT TRAINS WOO

something about 1865

an act adds more stupid shit

this is the worst slideshow, its not even a powerpoint, it’s a fuckin PDF

I heard something about the 70s

KANSAS IS MENTIONED.THIS IS IMPORTANT????

MORE TRAINS COME ON

THIS IS GETTING STUPID

OH NO YOU CAN’T PUT TRAINS THROUGH THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS

OOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOO

i hate this

kill me

RACISM APPEARS

INVENTIONS CAUSe MORE MIGRATIONS

AND GUESS WHAT?

TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINS

Finally lunch break

alright more shit notes now

prediction:TRAINS

WOW I WAS RIGHT FUCKING TRAINS

BARBED WIRE,TRAINS, AnD THE STEEL PLOW WOW

perhaps there won’t be anymore trains

I AM WRONG FUCK

something about colleges I don’t give a shit

“sod buster”

that sounds like some sort of homoerotic cowboy novel

George Washington Carver made peanuts and peanut accessories

Locusts are a problem

Buffalo more like buffano amirite

I feel awful that joke

cuz they almost were wiped out by the dangerous settlers

yel-yellowstone?

Hippy movement “conservation movement” J/K

Roosevelt is a bad ass

i mean he literally got shot and continued giving a speech

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