• Me:Uhg, they're so cute!
  • My friend:Who?
  • Me:Oh, uh - Tegan and Sara.
  • My friend:You really love them don't you?
  • Me:Of course! I know like, everything about them!
  • My friend:Alright...when did they write their first song?
  • Me:November of 1995. It was called "Tegan Didn't Go To School Today."
  • My friend:Oh...uh, okay - what high school did they go to?
  • Me:Crescent Heights High School in Calergy, Alberta.
  • My friend:Fuck, fine - what's their shoe size?
  • Me:I'm pretty sure they both wear size 7, but Sara likes to wear shoes that are 2 sizes bigger, and she usually wears several pairs of socks to compensate the empty space.
  • My friend:Oh my fucking god - I'm done.
Listening to the Top 100 countdown in the car
  • DJ:George Bush's daughter just tweeted: (in a whinny voice) I just woke up from a nightmare where a giant praying mantis with huge bloody fangs was trying to rip my head off - and Tegan and Sara were trying to save me!
  • :(Dramatic Music plays)
  • DJ:(in a Dracula-like voice) TEGAN AND SARA??? TEGAN AND SARA SWOOP DOWN FROM THE ROOF TOPS! THEY WILL SAVE YOU!
  • DJ:(laughing) Here's Closer - number 43 - by Tegan and Sara on the top 100 count down!
  • :(Closer begins to play)

I would just like to mention it again that I FULLY EXPECT that everyone who is going on the Parahoy cruise better bring like 10 cameras so that they are prepared to take all pictures and videos of Tegan and Sara and Hayley Williams in bathing suits and lounging and playing table tennis and everything else that they are visibly doing. I am not shitting you. Do it.

I LOVE IT WHEN AN ARTIST/BAND ARE PERFORMING A SONG LIVE AND WHEN THEY FINISH THEY SAY THANK YOU AWKWARDLY AND WAVE OR BOW AND THE AUDIENCE CHEERS SO HARD FOR THEM AND THEY JUST STAND THERE ALL CUTE IT’S LIKE THEY’RE AT THEIR HIGH SCOOL TALENT SHOW

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Okay, so It’s really starting to bother me now that it is completely obvious that Lindsey isn’t at all involved with Tegan lately. Lindsey has been in New York for almost a month now while Tegan and Sara are touring and going on cruises and being interviewed. What the hell is going on??

Driving on the freeway with my parents and godparents
  • Godmother:(reading a billboard) "Eyelid lifts - $3000". Why would anyone ever get their eye lid lifted?
  • Me:Well, they could have Ptosis.
  • Godmother:What's "Ptosis"?
  • Me:It's a medical condition where the eye lid droops in front of the eye. The muscle of the eyelid could be disconnected or just stretched out, but it requires surgery to fix.
  • Mom:How do you know so much about this?
  • Me:....Tegan Quin had it.
  • Godfather:Well see that's why
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