tjdrake

tjdrake asked:

Thank you for worrying, Dick. I'm going to try to get things sorted out, but...you know my track record with this kind of thing. It makes me feel better that you're here (at least in the same cyberspace) though.

Your track record doesn’t dictate your future, Timmy.

And if you need me, look for the guy trying to land a banana peel on the head of someone trying to break into a ‘71 Pinto on the alley by 14th street.

soopersteph replied to your post: what happened then if youre this strung out about it its gotta be something good

wow that is really… wow. i’m a little impressed? how did that even happen?

…you are “impressed”? Are you sure that it is not joy at my imminent death? I wasn’t supposed to be driving the Batmobile, but I knew I could, so…fill in the blanks yourself, Brown.

8081n02 replied to your post: what happened then if youre this strung out about it its gotta be something good

run away simba run away and never return

Very funny, Uncle Hood. I actually have watched that movie, you impertinent moron.

…do you think that it would work? Wouldn’t Father find me more quickly than I could run away?

tjdrake replied to your post: what happened then if youre this strung out about it its gotta be something good

Good thing I’m getting a lot of hand-wringing practice in, because my spot as the best at failing seems to be in jeopardy right now.

Shut. Up. Drake.

tjdrake replied to your post: I guess I need to try to spell things out for you, too, because it was never about whether I care about you or him more. I’ve just been irrationally irritated all night, and I took it out on you and I brought Kon into it and that was unfair. I think this has been unnecessarily tiring for everybody, and I wish I’d never started it in the first place.

It is nice to have company while you regret your bad decisions.

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tjdrake replied to your post: tim if i smell that offensive to you then maybe you should stop sniffing my jackets

I’m not trying to sniff your jackets, the odor just happens to diffuse a bit more than you seem to realize.

nice try tim i was talking about that time i caught you tenderly cradling it to your face and taking a big whiff then giving me some bullshit about laundry 

tjdrake replied to your post: neopets is an underground arena for cat gladiators controlled virtually by children i dont know why tims telling you to do it he should know by now that not everyone was brought up to be a heartless heathen

I would say I can’t believe that you’re actually taking anything Jason says seriously, but I’m really not surprised that you’re so gullible.

Hood did convincingly describe you in the most accurate light possible, so I didn’t see any reason to question him.