they all go to a corn maze and
they separate into teams to see who can make it through first, right? and of course Eren is soooooo going to beat Jean if it’s the last damn thing he does so he decides that Armin is the best partner of choice bc he’s smart as hell and that will somehow help them getting through the maze.
Mikasa opts out of going with Armin or Eren because that sounds stressful and she doesn’t feel like yelling at her fucking brother all night long, so she asks Ymir to be her partner because Ymir is chill as hell so they kinda just wander through the maze and talk about whatever.
Connie and Sasha show up in halloween costumes as explorers and everyone can pretty much hear them yelling about directions and imaginary sails and boats and Mikasa’s pretty sure they’re drunk??? “REINER ARE THEY DRUNK?” “YES, I DROVE THEM HERE BECAUSE THEY COULDN’T THEY ARE VERY DRUNK.”
speaking of Reiner he and Historia are having a blast talking to the other people who showed up to do he maize and they try to like, use other people to find their way out but it doesn’t really work?
right and so in the middle of the maze is this tall tower where someone stands up there and 1) directs people out in the case of an emergency or 2) fucks with the people doing the maze and in this case that person is Levi and he most definitely fucks with everyone it’s the best job he’s ever had. Eren and Jean are constantly yelling at Levi to help them get out of the maze because they hAVE TO BEAT THE OTHER and marco and armin eventually meet up and just leave Jean and Eren to find their damn selves out of the maze like goddamn.
The first group to get out of the maze are Bertolt and Annie because Annie sat on Bert’s shoulders and she just saw where the end of the maze was so they got out before the sun even set they are CHEATERS they are PARTY POOPERS but it’s whatever.