547. When Stephanie and Tim were dating, they could be locked in his room together at night for all anyone cared--but when Conner came over, he had to sleep on a totally different floor of the manor and wasn't allowed in Tim's room alone with him. Tim was, understandably, bewildered by this. Turns out he was the last person to realise that Stephanie was just his beard.
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