DEAR MY NOAH, CALUM, LUKE, AND HENNA;
Aaaaah!!! It your birthday can you believe?? We’re the same age once again which means we can legally get turnt in like eight countries (I googled it) can I get a hell yeah?? Anyway, the thing you wrote for my birthday is totally gonna put this cheesy lil paragraph to shame but whatever. Let me start off by saying that I love you sooOO much and I hope your day is at least like half as lovely as you. You’re one of the nicest, cutest, most gorgeous and funny person I’ve ever met tbh. Like little did I know when Becca forced me to talk to you because 3/4 of our names were the same that I was befriending an actUAL GODDESS UM?? I honestly think you’re one of the best, if not the best, friend I’ve ever made on tumblr/the internet in general and I’m so grateful that I have someone that puts up with my constant shit talking and Calum thirst like you do.
Also take this shitty lil edit/message as a happy one and a half year anniversary for us and the cult too. Daddy Kink Support Group/Ungay Trevor™ — EST. January 17th, 2013. We’ve known each other for almost two years and I don’t think there has ever been a time where I have even remotely been angry at you which is wild. I don’t think you’ve been angry at me either (knock on wood) and I hope you never are because I don’t know who else I could talk to about half the things I talk to you about. (AKA sending you links to thirsty text posts about Calum and Luke) Although if you ever have been mad at me I wouldn’t blame you considering the first thing I ever said to you was “I’m not here to make friends I’m here to become America’s next top model”. Which in response you put a picture of Kermit the Frog on a scooter?? I remember it vividly. #Iconic.
So, quick summary — You’re beautiful amazing, hilarious, and literally every positive adjective in the dictionary. I love you to Neptune and back (I stole this from you oops). Please never change ever because you are a literal angel straight from heaven. You know you can always come to and talk to me about anything because I am always here for you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Oh, and last but not least; His name is Ben and I’m sure he’s a nice man.
LOVE YOUR ALLIE, NORMANI, MICHAEL, AND VANNA. ♥