“WHEN YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF THUNDER DONT YOU GET TO SCARED, JUST GRAB YOUR THUNDER BUDDY AND SAY THESE MAGIC WORDS, FUCK YOU THUNDER YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK, YOU CANT GET ME THUNDER CUZ YOU’RE JUST GOD’S FARTS!!!”

Ted: Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?

John: Fucking right.

Ted: Alright, come on, let’s sing the thunder song.

John: Alright.

John, Ted: When you hear the sound of thunder, Don’t you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words. “Fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick! You can’t get me thunder  ’cause you’re just God’s farts!”

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