Pick a thicker, Quicker-Picker-Upper
Quick, pick her up, upper, up-and-out, up-and-down.
Maybe it’s Maybelline, maybe tonight
Maybe this line is Mabel; see her eyeliner, thighs and cream.
Are you in good hands? His hands her hands
hand-me-down, hand-crafted, hand-blown glass, breakable.
Nothing comes between me and my Calvins
come closer, you, me, nothing between me and my—
Have a coke and smile.
Have coke and smile and smile and smile.
Drive one, drive me crazy, loco
locate me, my throttle, drive, drive into—
Because I’m worth it What happens here
stays here; Betcha can’t eat just one.
—Bounty, Maybelline, Allstate, Calvin Klein, Coke, Ford, L’Oréal , Las Vegas, Lay’s