people just don’t understand what a great ship it is
if catoniss was an acutal ship ship it would be the black pearl and we would all be pirates because we’re fun and i’d be captain jack sparrow or keira knightley or one of the other main people along with erin who was the co-founder of the ship
whereas ships like everlark is just a ship like titanic where it’s called ‘the ship of dreams’ but actually it’s ‘the ship where everyone cries their eyes out’ and yeah it’s really cute and they have that bit at the front of the boat and all that my heart will go on etc but then again it just makes you cry and upset so i’d rather be on the black pearl where you can have fun and not cry
and then you have threshface which is just a tiny little dinghy in the middle of the sea because there’s only about 30 shippers in the whole world and we’re sat on the threshface boat setting of signal flares but we refuse to sink and if we do sink we won’t cling onto a door like everlark we will take it like a man
then there’s cleeta. cleeta isn’t even a ship. it’s so small. i could count the number of cleeta shippers in the world on one hand. maybe two at a push. cleeta’s not even a ship. cleeta is just a raft. made from sea turtles. tied together with human hair. from my back.