"So like I said, Downstairs has lobbed the Antichrist up here. I placed the kid with some American senator or something. Wanna get drunk so I can stave off my terror a little bit?"
"…Are you kidding me,Crowley? The Antichrist is on Earth, and you want to get drunk?"
"Hey, we got eleven years till the big day. We can spend at least one drinking. Plus I had to deal with Hastur and Ligur, the two biggest idiots Downstairs."
"Just this once,mind you. From the horror stories you’ve given me, they sound as bad as dealing with Metatron."
The Next Morning…
"Ugh, why do you let me do the things I do? I’m too drunk to even do my coffee right."
"This is why I always sober myself up before I can’t remember how to, Crowley. And no,I won’t sober you up. You wanted to get drunk, so you can handle it."
"That is cruel and unusual punishment, angel."
"I’m just being honest, dear."
A Good Omens fancast with Idris Elba as Aziraphale and Adrien Brody as Crowley.
Because Brody has the cheekbones and sass to play Crowley and him threatening plants would be awesome. He always has that sort of flash bastard feel, y’know?
Idris Elba because him playing Aziraphale half the time trying to make himself look smaller because yes, angels are warriors of God but he hasn’t been a warrior in forever, he just wants people to be more at ease around himself so he makes himself look smaller. Then he gets his sword back, and it’s the end of the world anyways so he stands tall and strong at his full height as he and Crowley go to kick some ass.
Gifs from here and here