Sorry this took so long otl, but I finally did it ^^ I’ll tag you just incase jinkidubu I feel bad for not writing it sooner -_- But here it is ^^
Key stepped on to the porch of his new house. After living in the city for so long, it was strange to be out in suburbia, but after deciding it was time to start a family, he and his husband moved from the busy downtown to the green lawns and white picket fences of small town life. There was a note on the door when he finally reached it. ‘your weapon is sitting on the box by the door. I have one too. Good luck. xo.’
Key grinned at the scribbled handwriting before he opened the front door. There sat a nerf gun, already fully loaded on a box that was probably filled with kitchen wares. He grabbed the weapon and cocked it back, ready to shoot at any moment and slid around the corner into the dining room. The house was empty and littered with unopened boxes. A perfect setting for a war. He placed his bag on the table and pulled out a pencil and a pack of gum. The house was quiet. A little too quiet for how noisy his husband usually was. He knew the other man was sitting in wait somewhere in the house, but given that there were three levels, he had a little too many options.
He decided to search the main floor first, sliding from room to room. Each filled with boxes and new items that had come with the house. He tiptoed into the kitchen, pointing his gun around the corner. He tossed the pencil into the middle of the room but was met with silence. He must be upstairs, Key thought, no wait, he must be in the bedroom. Why didn’t I think of that before?
Key went quietly upstairs, cursing under his breath as the old stairs creaked under his weight. He attempted to silently make his way to the master bedroom, but he seemed to step on every loose floorboard as he made his way. The door to the master bedroom was opened slightly, and Key decided to go for a surprise attack.
Kicking down the door yelling, Key pointed his gun at the bed; the only thing the couple decided that needed to be set up on their first night, and used to “break in” the house. Sitting on top of the bed was a fairly large box labeled, “bedroom supplies.” Key raised an eyebrow, he didn’t remember that box, or labeling it for that matter.
A scruffy blond burst from the box, “AAAHHHH HAHAHAHA!” He pulled out his nerf gun and shot at Kibum’s chest. “I GOT YOU!!”
Key shook the shock from his head and looked at Jonghyun, his husband. How long had he been in that box? He looked sweaty, and his hair was messy, indicating that it had been a little too long. He brought up his own nerf gun and shot Jonghyun on the forehead, the dart sticking to it. Key grinned, “I got you back!” He sprinted off, and Jonghyun attempted to make it out of the box.
Key heard a loud bang in the bedroom and the floor shook. He ran back to the room from his hiding place, with a concerned look on his face. “Oh my god,” The box and Jonghyun were on the floor. The cardboard had ripped, and his husband must have lost his balance, falling off of the bed. “Are you okay?!”
Jonghyun looked on the brink of tears, and Key squatted down to help him up. Jonghyun shifted his weight so he was sitting up, and pulled the box off of him, sniffing. “Kibum, come closer.”
Key slid so he was right next to Jonghyun, leaning down to meet Jonghyun’s face. Jonghyun put on a sly grin, as he pulled his weapon up and shot Key in the cheek before he stood up and ran towards the stairs. Key stood in shock as Jonghyun ran cackling. It took him a moment before he had the wherewithal to stand and follow him.