[05/14/2013 9:50 PM] Oh of course my beautiful stallion
[05/14/2013 9:51 PM] Thank you my sweet, sweet mare who shines like a brilliant diamond
[05/14/2013 9:52 PM] My strong steed. So graceful. Majestic.
[05/14/2013 9:57 PM] My darling filly, you will grow into the most celebrated horse in the entire world; your voluptuous muscles and your coat made from the finest of spun gold will woo any and every man, woman and child who dares to lay a tainted hand on your imperial pureness
[05/14/2013 9:58 PM] neigh
[05/14/2013 9:58 PM] Go forth, my migty horseness, and conquer all who cross your path
[05/14/2013 9:59 PM] NEIGH
[05/14/2013 10:01 PM] Gives you a friendly pat on the head and some sugar cubes imported from the far away land of afjfuycndw where they have been laced with the extract of the most rare and beautiful flowers on the planet. They will turn your coat of spun gold into the most brilliant of diamonds
[05/14/2013 10:01 PM] Ravish me you steed
[05/14/2013 10:05 PM] Oh, but my fair darling, how could I, with my tainted soul bear to desecrate you; you are the finest of beasts and my impureness would destroy you and all that you stand for. Our love is impenitrable like you unyeilding coat of diamonds, but alas, it isva tortured, ruined love, and we may never be united as one, for the gods above are unwilling
[05/14/2013 10:06 PM] But fear not! I am an evil the likes of which the gods have never laid eyes upon, and I will have you as mine. And only mine
[05/14/2013 10:07 PM] Your horseyness is of the finest magnitude, and I will treasure you deeply, as I do my cornflakes
[05/14/2013 10:08 PM] And that day will come. The day when you can brush your tender eyelashes bown my lushous mane, and I can carass my flowing tail onto your soft, groomed body. How I long to lick the sugar from your snout, and sensually rub my hooves across your strong, muscular chest.
[05/14/2013 10:14 PM] I will await that day with bated breath, my fine hooved lover. Our lucious locks will mingle into the night until the stars have ran from the sun, and we will bask in the morning glory as the suns flames of light kiss our sweating bodies. I can only dream of this magnificent time to come, oh, how I yearn to hear you whinny in the break of dawn, my sweet lover. How I yearn to watch your breath crystallize in the chilly night air, oh, my fair, darling lover. I long to gaze at your distinctly feminine body, and I will soon have you as mine to do as I please. I will make you snort in the highest of ecstasy, my darling.
[05/14/2013 10:31 PM] And snort I shall. My calls of equestrian pleasure will echo through the mountains, over the valleys and across the plains. All the country, *neigh* the world will know of the please you deliver to me. If only I could trot over there now, but alas, your distance is great and my horseshoes are flimsy. Soon, soon we will be together and our hooves shall meet, our lips will quiver as if a carrot is near, and our hearts will touch.