The return of the only reality competition worth watching, RuPaul’s Drag Race. Seven seasons, and it’s still the queen.
The latest unnecessary extension of the CSI franchise, CSI: Cyber. “Have you heard of this thing called the Internet?” CSI yells into the echoing abyss.
The latest unnecessary season of Dancing With The Stars. The preferred program of sequin manufacturers, people in the hospital who are unable to change the channel, and Rumer Willis (because she can finally be classified somewhere as a “star”).