SLEEPING! Who needs sleep? Not me, obviously. You can tell by how grumpy I am, and how I fall asleep at my desk often.
I’m reading another Laurie Notaro book on my phone and I’m a third of the way through and every single story so far has been completely unfunny to me. It’s almost like reading a horror book. Were they better before or did I used to think all of this was funny? I think I need to break up with Laurie Notaro.
Did you know if you drip a green Popsicle on your bare skin and it dries it looks like a horrible bruise? Also green Popsicles can stain your skin. I’m going to attempt to exfoliate it off in the shower. My phone autocorrects to a capitalized Popsicle because it’s a brand name I guess, and in those case these awful green Popsicles really are that brand, so I’m leaving it.
Olive is basically spread eagle on her back in the direct path of the fan.
I think I’m almost out of coffee. Almost out of coffee is not a good thing at all when it’s 2:43am and you’re not sleeping. Pretty sure I’ll be grumpier when 5am rolls around and there’s only half a cup left.
Also I have an idea for a whole different type of comic and since I’m not sure what I’m actually going to do with Oranges! I’m not sure if I should incorporate it or make it it’s own separate thing. Also need to figure out formatting. Arg.