Five years ago, I was escorting a nuclear engineer out of Iran. Somebody shot out my tires near Odessa. We lost control, went straight over a cliff. I pulled us out, but the Winter Soldier was there. I was covering my engineer so he shot him straight through me. Soviet slug. No rifling. Bye-bye, bikinis.

a one time thing (and other untruths) (15/?)

Captain Swan. Modern AU.

"She supposes the reason she tells him is the same reason she kept his phone number after all those weeks." 

Notes: I don’t normally like to post new chapters at night, but I’ll make an exception. Feel free to message me with comments/questions/concerns/etc. Hope you guys like this one. Oh, and, fun fact (because I don’t think this will ever come across clear enough in the fic): Killian’s aunt, Tink’s mother, is the Blue Fairy. I couldn’t very well call her Blue, though (but Tink’s last name is Greene, because I think I’m funny sometimes), so she’s Shay (short for Shaylee), which is a Celtic/Gaelic name meaning ‘fairy princess of the field.’ The more you know and all that. And also - it’s not over yet, so fret not. There’s still (quite) a bit of story left. 

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            “Are you and Killian dating?”

            She nearly chokes on her frozen yogurt.

            That was not the response she expected to ‘Killian’s gonna pick you up from school tomorrow.’


            Her son shrugs nonchalantly (except he doesn’t do anything nonchalantly) and takes another bite of his yogurt.

            “Just curious.” He looks at her, then, eyes serious, all gentle reassurance. From her ten year old. “But it’s okay if you are. I won’t be upset.”

            This isn’t how she wanted to do this.

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BASICALLY the way people treat the word ‘genderbend’ or ‘genderswap’ or whatever is transphobic

genderbend ALWAYS means ‘cis boy character is now a cis girl’ or a ‘cis girl character is now a cis boy’ erasing all of the other genders and is binary-upholding

it COULD be a cool, positive thing, (because it implies that you can change a character’s gender into anything you’d like) but all anyone uses it for is woman to men or men to woman.

but with trans headcanons u can do whatever you want! bigender tails.. trans girl amy… agender sonic… youre free to have your own Cool and Unique headcanons about any character!!

I love z and blu’s Hydra clone babies, especially 4 and 6, so here’s a quick doodle of the Evens.  Hope I didn’t mess them up too much!  (/.\ )

(It’s always hard to play with someone else’s characters.  ::pets gently::)