thief-familia

Let’s have a toast for the douchebags,
Let’s have a toast for the assholes,
Let’s have a toast for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let’s have a toast to the jerkoffs
That’ll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can

Here’s to another great season!

  • THE TEAM! EPIC THIEF FAMILY. I HAVE MISSED YOU.
  • Parker being adorable as usual! Why does she remind me the movie “Elf”? Because she’s a flawless fictional character that’s what. I read Tim and Beth have a great scene together in the beginning too.
  • WIL WHEATON IS BACK!!! Watch your back, boy, you did try to blow Sophie Devereaux up. 
  • EXPLOSIONS. HARDISON. BOOM.
  • ELIOT SPENCER IN A SANTA COSTUME. I just want to sit on his lap.
  • "You bought us gifts?” - *gasp* - “Obtained…” skdfjdskfjdlkfjdsfjsd
  • A reference to Sophie’s real name, banter and teasing.
  • WTF is Nate wearing though, holy shit, the pattern on that suit; you’re not Sophie’s Sassy Gay Friend!
  • MORE IMPORTANTLY: THIS SUNDAY!