• richer, more complex flavor
  • cereal bits are toasty and oaty and buttery
  • doesn’t grind up the roof of your mouth
  • marshmallow charm bits are crunchy and rainbow
  • some of them are, literally, rainbows
  • regular marshmallows mixed in are gooey and delicious 
  • go make this


  1. mix four tablespoons of butter
  2. with about two cups of mini marshmallows
  3. in a pan
  4. mix that shit up on medium heat till gooey
  5. pour in four cups lucky charms
  6. mix thoroughly but not so thoroughly you mash the charms
  7. that looks gross
  8. maybe throw some extra white marshmallows in for extra fluff
  9. throw some more charms in too why not
  10. scrape hot mess into foil pan
  11. stick in fridge to cool for like ten minutes
  12. don’t eat it out of the pot you barbarian 
  13. but you can lick the spoon

Past The Breakers - thepsychicclam

Stiles and Scott get summer jobs at the exclusive Seawolf Beach Resort, and the last thing Stiles expects is to start taking surf lessons from the hot lifeguard.

Yo, I’m Takkun, the dumbass who thought it’d be a neat idea to make a hand-drawn photoset for a fic because I can’t graphic.

  • Seaworld:This animal is a highly intelligent, emotional creature that lives in tightly knit groups, has amazing organization with others of its kind and possesses an enormous capacity for learning and performing complex tasks.
  • Seaworld:We gon put that shit in a fishtank.
Happy birthday, Alyssa!

I want more of Sam Wilson’s anger. I want the Sam Wilson who tells Rumlow to shut the hell up, because he is so done with this bullshit, goddamn. I want Sam with a tic in his jaw because he’s been listening to Sitwell give them the runaround, and they do not have time for this.

I want Sam losing his temper in the first days of the Find Bucky Road Trip, because he just got his wings back and now they’re lost again, and the wound is just as raw as when the AF locked them up the first time. And now he’s out looking for the guy who took them, who grounded him. And he wants to believe Steve, wants to have been wrong about the chances of saving that man, wants to find Bucky instead of the Winter Soldier, for Steve’s sake.

But he also kind of wants to punch that asshole in the face, because it’s his fault Sam’s got weights on his feet again and a crick in his back from sleeping on crap motel mattresses and in the backs of cars.

I want angry Sam Wilson, because the man is a gift, but he ain’t a saint.


Watch as Pepper yells at healthy food.

Pumpkin pie spiced apple oatmeal topped with banana, crushed and whole hazelnuts, sunflower seeds, cinnamon raisin swirl pb, dried goji berries and cranberries, sultanas and a drizzle of agave.


Cricket’s Shark Week Cookies (Baking for Bros #2)

It’s been awhile since I posted a Baking for Bros Recipe- so Cricket decided to help me with this one. You know when you are… uh… PMSing pretty hard, and you want something chocolaty, crunchy, chewy and salty- all at the same time? Well, this is the cookie for you. And they are so damn easy to make, you have no excuse to get up off that couch and stop watching Tanked. We get it, you are Italian and make fish tanks. Jeez.

Ingredients: (Makes about 3 Dozen.)

  • 3 1/2 Cups Flour
  • 1 Tsp Baking Soda
  • 1 Tsp Salt
  • 1 1/3 Cups Butter
  • 1 3/4 Cups Brown Sugar
  • 3/4 Cups and 2 Tbs and 1 Tsp White Sugar
  • 1 Tbs and 2 1/4 Tsp Vanilla
  • 1 Egg
  • 1 Egg Yolk
  • 3 Cups Peanut Butter Chips
  • 1 Cup Chocolate Chips
  • 1 Cup Broken Pretzels

*Tips: (Ant’s tips. Not Cricket’s. Because he sucks at baking.)

  • Make sure you melt your butter beforehand, so that it isn’t hot.
  • Room temperature eggs only! Cold eggs will ruin this up, man.
  • 6 on 1 cookie sheet, or else they will stick to one another.

What to Do:

  1.  Pre-Heat oven to 325 Degrees. If you play a little music, this helps. Maybe get it some roses, a little wine. Treat her nice.
  2. Sift together flour, baking soda and salt. Whisk them together to remove any clumps that may have snuck by while you were distracted by internet hunks.
  3. Cream together butter, brown sugar and white sugar. Nice and fluffy! 
  4. Beat in vanilla, egg and egg yolk. Look how easy this is, you are on your way to cookie goodness.
  5. Mix in sifted mixture. Slowly, you don’t want this all over the place. This isn’t a teen comedy.
  6. Stir in both chocolate and peanut butter chips. Stir in crushed pieces of pretzel. Cricket says you can smash ‘em with your hands, but since we aren’t Vikings use a knife and chop them into small pieces. Or whatever size you want. I don’t care.
  7. Drop onto greased sheet with ice cream scoop. These are bakery-style cookies, so they will be pretty big. Just the way we like it, uh-huh. Use break and bake method, if preferred. (It sounds complicated but ohmygosh it’s not at all. Google that mess.) 
  8. Place about 3 inches apart. Top with crushed pieces of pretzel.
  9. Bake for 15-17 minutes per sheet. Cool on trays for 1 minute, and then place on wire racks. Or burly up yo’ mouth and eat that suckah’ hot as hell. We bleed once a month, I think we can handle a little hot cookie.

While these were Crick’s idea, the man has no idea how to bake so I helped him out. They hit all the right spots, lemme’ tell ya’. Salty, sweet, chewy and crunchy. They are the perfect treat for when everything and everyone is annoying.

See Cricket fumble in a kitchen on our baking tutorial for this recipe and my recipe for Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies on our YouTube channel next week! (Finally.)

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