The Walking Dead 1.03 - Tell It To the Frogs

Tell you what, just get through this with some manly dignity and tomorrow, I’ll teach you somethin’ special. I will teach you to catch frogs. [I’ve caught a frog, before.] See, frogs. Plural. It is an art, my friend! It is not to be taken lightly. There are ways and means that few people know about it. I’m willin’ to share my secrets … It’s a one time offer, bud; not to be repeated.

911 hi yes i’d like an ambulance please

what’s the problem you ask?

there’s a gifset on my dash of dean saying castiel’s full name

I had this fic idea that it doesn’t look like I’ll write, where a few months/weeks before Tim’s birthday, Dick was harassing him; “Timmy, c’mon, we have to do something for your birthday- even if it’s just a few of us, okay? We need to celebrate!” “Dick, I’d really just rather forget it–”, but eventually Tim would agree and Dick would make reservations at 8pm for an expensive restaurant, and invite the family.

So it would get to the night and Tim would be… sort of, well, excited, as he carefully picks out his suit and tie. Because it’s very rare that his family get together. And even though it’ll likely end up in dry-cleaning bills and tomorrow’s society pages, it’s still a nice thought that they’re making the effort for him

But of course, Alfred’s out of the country that week, and Dick and Bruce have been working almost non-stop cracking a case and looking over files in the Cave. And when it’s done they’re both exhausted and triumphant right up until Alfred calls and asks how the dinner went. And Dick would go all quiet and horrified and stiff and stare at the clock readout that says 11:14PM, and Bruce would ask “What dinner?”

And it’d be this fucking awful moment, because Dick and Bruce would just– they just know this is something they can’t ever take back or fix, is something that’s reinforcing all of Tim’s fears and paranoia and his sense of alienation, and there is literally no way they can ever even try to explain it to him or make it up to him, because how else is he supposed to take that, other than as a proclamation of their complete indifference towards him? (Worse still is that they both know he’ll tell them “it’s fine, really” and “I know you had more important stuff to do"–)

And Jason would’ve shown up to the restaurant at 8:47 and he’s out of breath and his suit’s rumpled and he’d be like “Shit sorry, I know I’m late–” and he’d take in the picture of Tim, alone, at a large table in the back. Looking miserable and not even remotely surprised. And he wouldn’t know what to say, except, “…Fuckers.”


i’m a lot cooler on the internet ; a mix for internet friendships

dedicated to rowan. happy belated birthday u big dork.

step vampire weekend ; dead oaks now, now ; trek spencer & antfood ; we intertwined the hush sound ; kids mikky ekko ; the future freaks me out motion city soundtrack ; marchin on onerepublic ; everything’s ok lenka ; home/dirty paws gardiner sisters

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lizzie bennet diaries meme: five characters - william darcy (3/5)

something that bothers me is that

when the ghost mann brothers visited soldier, it was just after they were murdered

correct me if im wrong, but the mercenaries didnt have time yet to lose their jobs, loaf around, live in self pity, or let themselves go

so tell me: what other factors could have been occurring in soldiers life to make him descend into this:


i LOVE people who never shut up oh my god
that sounds so sarcastic im laughin but im dead serious and not even in the sense that you’re not the one who has to keep the conversation going or whatever?? just well-learned interesting people talking about their feelings and experiences is my absolute favorite thing there needs to be more talkative souls in the world if you ask me


Roscoe + Vector + Alcohol = loud drunken singing and, well, disappointment.

This is as fluffy as it gets for you, Roscoe, you poor little shit.

There’s a bar in the lounge on the Phantom and no one can convince me otherwise.

Also I’m not really sure this actually happened. I just thought it’d be cute. And cheesy. And sad.

This song will always remind me of these two ‘cause I ran around abusing the Companion Dance to it while on Belsavis.

Hey random story/secret time: I forget a lot of things but I remember this one significant time in my life back in middle school where this one guy wouldn’t stop harassing/stalking me (to the moment where I got uncomfortable wherever I went) and he finally told me he had a crush on me and then I punched him and walked away. That’s honestly the worst thing I’ve ever done tbh

Maybe I'm The Problem - Taylor Swift

All Too Well

-“Maybe I asked for too much.”

Back To December 

-“You gave me roses and I left them there to die.”

-“I’m sorry for that night.”

-“Wishing I’d realized what I had when you were mine.”

-“Staying up playing back myself leaving.”

-“Your birthday passed and I didn’t call.”

-“You gave me all your love and all your love and all I gave you was goodbye.”

-“If we loved again, I swear I’d love you right.”

Cold As You

-“So I start a fight.”

Dear John

-“My mother accused me of losing my mind, but I swore I was fine.”

-“I should’ve known.” 

-“Maybe it’s me and my blind optimism to blame.”

-“I ignored when they said run as fast as you can.”


-“Somebody tells you they love you, you’re gonna believe them.”

-“I didn’t know it at fifteen.”

-“Don’t forget to look before you fall.”

Forever And Always

-“Was I out of line? Did I say something way too honest?”


-“I thought I had you figured out.”

I Almost Do

-“Each time you reach out, there’s no reply.”

I Knew You Were Trouble. 

-“You didn’t care and I guess I liked that.”

-“The blame is on me.”

-“I knew you were trouble when you walked in, so shame on ME now.”

If This Was A Movie

-“I left you out, but I take it all back now.”


-“I was a flight-risk with a fear of falling.”

The Other Side of the Door

-“Ignoring words that you were saying, trying to make me stay.”

-“You’ve called a hundred times, but I’m not picking up.”

-“I said leave, but all I really want is you.”

-“Me and my stupid pride are sitting here alone.”

-“All the things that I misread.”

-“I scream out the window ‘I can’t even look at you; I don’t need you,’ but I do. I say ‘there’s nothing you can say to make this right again, I mean it.’

-“I broke down crying. Was she worth this mess?”

The Outside

-“I didn’t read between the lines and, baby, I’ve got nowhere to go.”

A Perfectly Good Heart

-“I should have seen the signs. Should have read the writing on the wall and realized by the distance in your eyes that I would be the one to fall.”

Sad Beautiful Tragic

-“Words, how little they mean when you’re a little too late.”

Story of Us

-“I’d tell you I miss you, but I don’t know how.”

-“This is looking like a contest of who can act like they care less.”

Tell Me Why

-“I took a chance.”


-“This slope is treacherous and I like it.”

The Way I Loved You

-“I’m so in love that I acted insane.”

White Horse

-“I honestly believed in you.”

-“Stupid girl, I should’ve known that I’m not a princess. This ain’t a fairytale. I’m not the one you sweep off her feet; lead her up the stairwell. This ain’t Hollywood. This is a small town. I was a dreamer.”

-“Maybe I was naïve.”

-“My mistake, I didn’t know to be in love you have to fight to have the upper-hand.”

-“I’m so sorry.”

You’re Not Sorry

-“I’ve been giving out chances every time.”

fleetwood mac / stevie nicks has not been my Special Interest since ages 11-13 but if i’m staring into space AT ALL their lyrics or press junkets or interview quotes still FILTER THROUGH MY CONSCIOUSNESS in a part of my brain that was apparently designated ‘everything ever about this coke-addled transatlantic rock band and their subsequent solo careers’

things will and i have in common:

  • hates fish
  • is very lazy
  • like very very /very/ lazy
  • he even talks slowly at times bc of his laziness wth
  • eats LOTS of food
  • idk i can’t think of anything else because i’ve watched way too many interviews to remember everything but basically
  • will and i were made to be buds

Markiplier’s breakdown immediately after playing OFF is the breakdown I had about a week after playing it and continued to have for at least a month afterwards

Forgotten City

Warning: This does not have a happy ending.

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