23 Things That Will Inevitably Happen If You Take The Tube Every Single Day
You know, aside from the sudden hatred of all people ever.
Some twat will lean on the pole in the middle, and you’ll want to do something, and you won’t.
Even the temptation to put your hand near them on the pole to make them feel some sort of guilt will be resisted.
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You’ll perfect the glare given to tourists who stand on the left.
Subtle, but devastating. It’s a knack.
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In the summer, you’ll sometimes take a much longer route just to take the overground, ‘cause it has air con.
Feel that lightly chilled air on your skin.
There will be someone wearing sunglasses on the tube, and you will feel sad.
For them, and yourself, and humanity.