Given Phineas and now Theoden’s desired existence, it will be a wonder if I can convince anyone to procreate with me at all.
MY SONS WILL BE ADORED BY ALL AND NEVER TEASED. NEVER. I SWEAR.
I mean, there’s a 78% chance that really I’m just madly plotting about Theoden and it’s not an actual desire, but…Phineas is still happening. That name will be a thing.