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so i looked up what screaming while on helium was like

i was not disappointed

  • jehan:i just realized if they ever show mads' hannibal in hopkins' facemask i might actually take flight and leave earth's orbit
  • jehan:im not prepared for this show
  • grantaire:i got confused for a minute because i was like when did he have a complexion day and then i realized you meant the no biting thing
  • grantaire:i had to google it
  • jehan:AHHHAHAHKJLSDHA FUKCKK
  • jehan:IM NOT PREPARED FOR MADS IN A CUCUMBER MASK EITHER
  • grantaire:cucumber slices are people
  • jehan:FUCK
  • bones:"so get this. i was attacked by a bing bang naked raging homosexual covered in blood while i was on my way to take a piss. then i had to chase him around the house for two hours till i could wrestle him into the shower to clean off."
  • kōl:"and he flicked me in the nose no less than three times in the shower.
  • i should just get a dog."
  • bones:you come up behind me sniffing around and hop the fence to pee on their bushes
  • kōl:“who was that” “that’s the homosexual”
  • kōl:“”””” WHEN DID I GET FANCY QUOTE?? “ “ “ “ “’”””
  • kōl:IM
  • kōl:“THIS IS AMAZING”
  • kōl:“ “ “ “”” “ “ “ ‘””””””””’’ ‘”” ‘” ‘ ‘ “”””
  • kōl:I FEEL SO CULTURED
  • harlequinn:http://25.media.tumblr.com/226f445f59857aaec58c61c9f58c045d/tumblr_miqt6tIAFE1rhgojto1_500.jpg i dont get it
  • harlequinn:wet money?
  • harlequinn:cool cash
  • harlequinn:ice money
  • harlequinn:fuck whats the joke
  • cole.:cold hard cash
  • harlequinn:is there ieven a jOH OK
  • harlequinn:AY
  • cole.:fuckin christ
the wild native dickrobin
  • c:sit on their windowsill and sing them the song of our people
  • c:our people is the tribe of douchebags
  • >>:just not so softly chirping whiz kalifa or some shit through the curtains
  • c:so what we get druuunk so what we smoke weeeeed we just havin funnnnn tweet tweet tweettweettweeeeeeet
  • >>:red and grey red and grey red and grey you know how it is
  • ǝןoɔ:dead, gone, rolls into sunset
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:how can you roll if youre dead
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:reverse that and it makes sense omg i just
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:wow language is weird
  • ǝןoɔ:my corpse is rolling of its own accord don't oppress me zombie rights
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:the way you wrote it is alphabetical but doesnt make sense but its In Order so it looks right till you think about it
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:OH MY IKHD OGD
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:IM HERE HAVING A LLANGUAGE BONER AND YOU JUST
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:JF C
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:HITS SELF IN FACE
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:gets really close to your face and whispers "fenga papit"
  • cole:SCREAMS
  • cole:GRABS PILLOW AND SCREAMS INTO IT
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:8)
  • cole:i hAT EYOU OH MYG OD
  • cole:hey
  • cole:quinn
  • cole:ropeypubb
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:i knEW IT AWS COMING AND STIILL FUCKIGN BIT MY TONGUE LAUGHING
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:KEELS OVER
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:KEENS LOUDLY
  • cole:im OGNNA SPRAIN SOMETHING
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:TOO LATE
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