bones:"so get this. i was attacked by a bing bang naked raging homosexual covered in blood while i was on my way to take a piss. then i had to chase him around the house for two hours till i could wrestle him into the shower to clean off."
kōl:"and he flicked me in the nose no less than three times in the shower.
i should just get a dog."
bones:you come up behind me sniffing around and hop the fence to pee on their bushes
kōl:“who was that” “that’s the homosexual”
kōl:“”””” WHEN DID I GET FANCY QUOTE?? “ “ “ “ “’”””