i’m afraid of losing more followers (i don’t have that many to begin with!) so i’m going to combine these three beautiful ladies and their lovely messages into one post

jen: i love you shut up stop omg

heather: you are my sunshine, my darling sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray

maestroannie: you are the sweetest person thank you for existing <3

you guys get this photo again

image

the-jeneral said:

23, 33, 43, 50!

yaaaaay thank yooou!

23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?

Well I spent a lot of time learning japanese and got nowhere near fluency so ha I suppose that would make sense. But Spanish has much more practical application in the US/my town, so I think that. Sorry, Japanese. 

33. If you have a nickname, what is it?

I don’t really have one! ‘Hannah’ isn’t a name that nicknames easily, or something. Or maybe I don’t nickname easily. My sister calls me ‘Hasho,’ that counts I think. 

43. Where do you buy your jeans?

I haven’t bought any in aaaages but there’s a Lucky jeans outlet that I got my most recent pairs. They are fab and not too pricey, my two favorite things. 

50. Why do you have a tumblr?

I think for the connection, and the community. I’ve made real friends via tumblr, and tumblr’s opened me up not only to new TV shows and movies and stuff, but new ideas and facts and things to learn. So that’s not necessarily why I started a tumblr (pretty sure I just did that because nosferatulovesyou told me to), but it is why I keep it going and spend an ungodly amount of time on it

anactofwhimsy said:

aside from parks, what do you think is your favorite tv show right?

Hmm. I’m not sure. Either 30 Rock or Up All Night. I mean, I’ve been on an SNL high since Maya but this season’s been kinda inconsistent (and I mean, it always is, but that means my love ebbs and flows too). And I’m behind on Raising Hope.

image

violetcrawley replied to your post: did you know some people actually need bras for…

can you plz take a few cup sizes from me we can be even

image

thequietworld replied to your post: did you know some people actually need bras for…

god you can have some of my boobs tbh

image

thejeneral replied to your post: did you know some people actually need bras for…

IT’S NOT AWESOME LET’S TRADE

I ACCEPT THESE OFFERS

purchased my first 32A bra today

they are actually getting smaller 

how is this happening

anactofwhimsy said:

It is an honor to be one of the winners of "most alcohol friendly." I would like to thank Captain Morgan, grapes, and my tri-wizard tournament drinking goblet. But most of all, Olivia, who has always supported my dream and reminds me, "somewhere, someone on the internet is drunk, So drink with them!"

image

image

thejeneral replied to your post: thank god for amazing ladies like adele and…

omg for real. adele makes me feel like maybe i can be sexy too.

for reals, i bought this dress that was way out of my comfort zone (showing-off-my-hips-wise) for new years but i just kept telling myself i was playing adele for the night AND IT FELT AMAZING

praise u adele

anactofwhimsy said:

i'd hug you until you could no longer breathe, at which point i'd let go and we'd go get ice cream and then i'd give you the password to my wifi and we'd have a magical night.

HEARTS IN MY EYES

CAN I GET MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP

WE WOULD TUMBLE AND LAUGH AND CRY AND WATCH ALL 8 HARRY POTTERS IN A ROW AND THEN WATCH FRESH MEAT BECAUSE LOL EVERYONE IS GOING TO WATCH THAT SHOW IF IT KILLS ME

anactofwhimsy said:

i can't think of something to ask you so TELL ME ANYTHING

OKAY STORY TIME

when i was 18, i applied to get into this camp run by the local police station and it was really hard to get in but i did it.  i had to get interviewed like 4 times, write some essays, do a bunch of physical tests and have a shit ton of background tests.  

but it was the greatest, and it was 8 days of police training where we woke up at 5am every day and did a shit ton of running and exercise and they screamed at us and it was AMAZING.  there were 50 people at camp, in 5 groups of 10, and in our little group of ten the cops matched us up with a partner who was a good personality match and we would do simulations as partners.  i got matched up with this AWESOME kid named andrew, and he would beatbox as we walked to our simulations.  one of the sims i pulled a “drunk” guy who was 6’4” and a firefighter in real life (they would come be “bad guys” for the sims) out of an SUV and i slammed him against a fence and it was gr8

also i carried a 240 pound boy across a football field on my back one morning.  I DIDN’T PUT HIM DOWN ONCE.  i was probably about 135 at the time.  SERIOUSLY MY PROUDEST MOMENT