So today when Myrna and myself went to see The Hobbit

*Movie ends, I start making dying whale noises and saying how much I love but hate the writers and Peter Jackson*

Lady in front of us: Guess you’ll just have to wait to see what happens in the next one!

What I should have said: I read the books, you uncultured swine. I know what is to follow!

What I actually said: I read the books*voice cracks* I already know what happens next.

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