thegorramfujira

NO DEREK NO: a tale of accidental roleplaying
  • me:awwww
  • but you're my favorite moron
  • rolls around in your lap
  • Derek:pats your head
  • rubs your belly and spots your wagging tail
  • me:no gross WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
  • Derek:presses forehead against your canine skull
  • I murmur to myself "thats a good girl"
  • while grabbing handfuls of fur
  • this RP is now at level 8 jenny
  • me:derek nooooo
  • Derek:suddenly I spot you whining and I look outside
  • it seems like a storm is coming
  • "c'mon girl lets get ourselves to the cellar"
  • I pick up a flashlight and a book and make my way towards the door
  • "you coming?" I beckon
  • me:derek no hiss
  • Derek:I think to myself that dogs don't normally hiss and begin to suspect something
  • "Jenny?" I ask while inching my hand toward my 12 gauge
  • There had been talk of strange goings on in Topeka lately
  • sometimes it made me feel like we weren't in kansas anymore
  • talks of little green men and flying saucers
  • I usually don't by into nonsense like that
  • but out here, with no one around for miles, you can't help but get suspicious
  • *buy into
  • me:im so hungry weh
  • Derek:As her stomach growled, I realized that I had mistaken her passing gas for a reptilian hiss
  • I sighed with relief and set down the gun
  • "You gave me a scare, you know?"
  • "No more cheese for you!"
  • -End of Chapter 1-
  • me:why do i like you again?
  • Derek:I don't know
  • I clearly changed from the present to past tense midway through
  • its unforgivable