number one, have you ever seen a PG-13 movie?
What kind of question is that? Do I look like I go around seeking out the kind of brainless mush the film industry churns out for teenagers? They don’t make Rainbow Monkey double feature films so we can just ignore them and watch VIOLENCE: THE MOVIE or something.
Unless— Unless the reason they’re PG-13 is that they’re full of secrets teens and adults don’t want kids to know! It must be where they distribute their plans against kids to every older ally on the planet!
I-I’d never even considered that before now, but it makes so much sense!
Sector V, suit up! We’re sneaking into a PG-13 movie tonight to uncover those secrets!